The dominant polygraph examiner in Los Angeles shares the complaints from clients about polygraph examiners in the Los Angeles area:
1. "
He wanted to give us marriage counseling for a half-hour before he would test us".
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2. "
You could smell the alcohol when he talked".
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3. "
Attended the first class of a new discount polygraph school that quickly shut down, now badmouths competitors instead focusing on own abilities"
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4. "
Said his prices were much higher because he does a better job".
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5. "
Asked for an extra payment to guarantee a pass"
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6. "
Told me by phone that he had a computerized polygraph, but the test was then done on an old antique roll-of-chart paper polygraph"
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7. "
Told me I would get a written report the next day. But all that arrived was one-paragraph that said I passed, and a note that said for an extra $100 I could have a longer report"
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8. "
He passed my girlfriend last year, she admits it was because she bribed him. Now I want to watch a real test"
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